The WedsMonday report
Amidst the flurry of Doctor's appointments, Alien Abductions (successfully dodged) and the ultimate terror any grandparent can face -- that of a fourteen year old grandaughter wielding a cell phone, I am here. In spite of these traumatic events I even managed to put pen to paper, fingers to keyboard and head to desk. The latter one several times.
The net result of this creative chaos was very satisfying and left nothing to be desired -- although monetary donations to the SJSDF (sj's drinking fund) would be gratefully appreciated.
But enough of this banter, let's away to the bit you really want to see for this not-quite-so-Monday report. Look here for the best twenty reasons for being abducted by aliens.
1. Double D.3 reports - Still gathering data **translation -- haven't written a word yet.**
2. Found in the personal ads section of the Washington post: Tall, gray and single. Fun loving guy will take you to the stars. Has own spaceship and examination table. Must enjoy mild BDSM. Send photo. Box 18758, Alexandria, V.A. Will pick you up secretly one night, just walk into the funny beam of light...
3. Poseidon VII - The truth is out there, somewhere over the rainbow. Still knee chompingly impatient to hear the editor's verdict.
4. The world is full of heathens! Every true connoisseur of the pizza know that no pizza is complete without black olives, anchovies and extra cheese.
5. Valencius Covers His Tracks As stated earlier, actually broke the 70k barrier this week. Whoooo, I da man!
6. Having been somewhat of a slow week I find myself forced to ask the question: How corny is corned beef? Why with a pun is puny. And do I really want to torture myself with these jokes? Just consider this, you get to read them once a week. I get to live with them.
7. Grandkid's brief love affair is over. relieved us of said pussy and took it home with her today. It will be much better off there, methinks. Surprisingly the Grandpipsqueak is taking it very well. Probably after a week of having to feed, water and change the litter box helped to convince said pipsqueak that kitty's are not all fun. Possibly too, the early morning (6am,) alarm calls consisting of four sets of claws digging into your butt helped muchly.
8. Huw's Entappathe Whorled - wheeling and dealing.
9. Came to the conclusion today that some members of the medical profession are perhaps a lightbulb or two short. If you wish us to go to the ER don't say make an appointment with the ultrasound folks and we'll deal with it from there, then write on the prescription Go to ER to test for possible bloodclot. We never read prescriptions. We can't read your writing. And we listen very carefully to your instructions because we want to get better. Fortunately the worse case scenario wasn't, but hey, let us know next time huh?
10.You know something? I bet it's really draining to be a consort to a vampire. *Note. Cyber eggs for throwing will be available soon.
11. Terras IV -- Hmm falling behind. Must...write...next...chapter.
12. Red Balloon/Red Dragon, Blue - I am dragon, hear me roar!
13. More web page stuff for lj users qnotku's and jmward14's web page coming soon. Check it out here
14. Swansong - Intriguingly languous.
15. Here Be Dragons Aw, ain't those fire-breathing, multi-toothed little things sooo cute.
16. Uh, George, what's that slug-like thing climbing into your mouth...?
17. Dante I -- orbiting nicely.
18. A Fashion Guide for Romantic Heroes aka The Quirky Eye for the Romantic Guy Finished! Yeah! See my earlier post to read it.
19 Love You To Bits A feast of the undead. Hung. Well hung.
20. Quote of the week: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host. -- Gabriel Heatter 1890, American Journalist
That's it for today folks, hope you all have good news and successful ventures in this coming week. And let us all know when it comes okay? Yeah.
Cya surfing on the Interwaves.
S.J.
The net result of this creative chaos was very satisfying and left nothing to be desired -- although monetary donations to the SJSDF (sj's drinking fund) would be gratefully appreciated.
But enough of this banter, let's away to the bit you really want to see for this not-quite-so-Monday report. Look here for the best twenty reasons for being abducted by aliens.
1. Double D.3 reports - Still gathering data **translation -- haven't written a word yet.**
2. Found in the personal ads section of the Washington post: Tall, gray and single. Fun loving guy will take you to the stars. Has own spaceship and examination table. Must enjoy mild BDSM. Send photo. Box 18758, Alexandria, V.A. Will pick you up secretly one night, just walk into the funny beam of light...
3. Poseidon VII - The truth is out there, somewhere over the rainbow. Still knee chompingly impatient to hear the editor's verdict.
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78,818 / 60,000 (131.4%) |
4. The world is full of heathens! Every true connoisseur of the pizza know that no pizza is complete without black olives, anchovies and extra cheese.
5. Valencius Covers His Tracks As stated earlier, actually broke the 70k barrier this week. Whoooo, I da man!
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70,888 / 100,000 (70.9%) |
6. Having been somewhat of a slow week I find myself forced to ask the question: How corny is corned beef? Why with a pun is puny. And do I really want to torture myself with these jokes? Just consider this, you get to read them once a week. I get to live with them.
7. Grandkid's brief love affair is over.
8. Huw's Entappathe Whorled - wheeling and dealing.
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34,477 / 100,000 (34.5%) |
9. Came to the conclusion today that some members of the medical profession are perhaps a lightbulb or two short. If you wish us to go to the ER don't say make an appointment with the ultrasound folks and we'll deal with it from there, then write on the prescription Go to ER to test for possible bloodclot. We never read prescriptions. We can't read your writing. And we listen very carefully to your instructions because we want to get better. Fortunately the worse case scenario wasn't, but hey, let us know next time huh?
10.You know something? I bet it's really draining to be a consort to a vampire. *Note. Cyber eggs for throwing will be available soon.
11. Terras IV -- Hmm falling behind. Must...write...next...chapter.
12. Red Balloon/Red Dragon, Blue - I am dragon, hear me roar!
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3,739 / 100,000 (3.7%) |
13. More web page stuff for lj users qnotku's and jmward14's web page coming soon. Check it out here
14. Swansong - Intriguingly languous.
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2,211 / 100,000 (2.2%) |
15. Here Be Dragons Aw, ain't those fire-breathing, multi-toothed little things sooo cute.
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16. Uh, George, what's that slug-like thing climbing into your mouth...?
17. Dante I -- orbiting nicely.
18. A Fashion Guide for Romantic Heroes aka The Quirky Eye for the Romantic Guy Finished! Yeah! See my earlier post to read it.
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1,315 / 1,000 (131.5%) |
19 Love You To Bits A feast of the undead. Hung. Well hung.
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3,413 / 80,000 (4.3%) |
20. Quote of the week: If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host. -- Gabriel Heatter 1890, American Journalist
That's it for today folks, hope you all have good news and successful ventures in this coming week. And let us all know when it comes okay? Yeah.
Cya surfing on the Interwaves.
S.J.
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