In Search of Reality

What is reality? Reality is that state of mind that believes it is what exists and perceives everything else that doesn't. It accepts your reality when you believe that reality. If you don't believe that reality it will accept your state of insanity with the same calm equilibrium of the Pacific Ocean in a class five hurricane. So, step in, let us merge our realities and, maybe, with patience a new reality will begin.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tuesday Togetherness

It never rains but it hurricanes....

Still, we're either in the Eye of the Storm, or we only caught the edges of it. My mother is stable and has shown some improvement. Not bad for someone the Doctor's thought wasn't going to make it to the end of the week.

Have finally got plans together for a slapdash carry case for the Klahdagh. The box itself looks like it was made by a four-year-old on speed, (that's what you get for rushing) but hopefully the finish will look nice. Still have to find a nice piece of material to make the chart out of, will have to go shopping for that I think. Still, hoping the whole array will be ready by the time we leave for the Dragon.

On the plus side I haven't been kidnapped and impregnated by aliens abductors recently, although some of my fans seem to think this event would be out of this world :).

Well, now for the nitty gritty, the weekly report that gives you an excuse to grit your teeth and nitpick your way to China, here are the top twenty reasons for Getting another Life.


1. Double D.3 reports - Gathering data, will publish the editor exposé just as soon as I've joined the witless protection programme.

2. Alien abductors have developed a more sophisticated means of kidnapping. Notably a 16 foot-mesh fishing net dropped from a tree. Note: if you see a fishing net dangling from a tree in central VA then quickly walk the other way.

3. Poseidon VII - Hoping to hear some good news before we hit the Dragon. But what the hey! At least it's out there working its poor little a$$ off.
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78,818 / 60,000
(131.4%)


4. Travel version of the Barman's Klahdagh is still in progress. The tiles have been made, now all I have to do is the chart and the carry box. Carry box is a slapdash affair and half-finished but I suspect it will look better than a plastic freezer ziplock bag :).

5. Valencius Covers His Tracks A couple extra pecks on this one. Will have it nicely in order soon since the outcast vamp's investigation, and another of his multiple deaths, is coming soon.
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64,890 / 100,000
(64.8%)


6. Getting prepared for a massive baking session of brownies, sausage rolls, quiches and other travel food. Gonna make the Dragon as cheap as we can this year.

7. Didn't make it as a guest to the Dragon this year. I guess the selection committee are terribly blind and totally unable to see my magnificent greatness. Huh, well next year they'll be begging for me to come as a guest...(least one can hope so :).)

8. Huw's Entappathe Whorled - Cogitating.
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34,477 / 100,000
(34.5%)


9. Q. How many authors does it take to change a lightbulb? A. You have to be shown and not told.

10. Terras IV -- Terrfyingly simplistic. Still starting second chapter next week. LOL

11. Red Balloon/Red Dragon, Blue - Uhm, I think that's all I can say at the moment.
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3,739 / 100,000
(3.7%)


12. Still just started work on lj user qnotku's and jmward14's web page. Hoping to have a nice easy to follow web site up soon. Check it out here

13. Swansong - Gone quackers.
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2,211 / 100,000
(2.2%)


14. Grandkids are wonderful, they are the perfect blood-sacrifice for the publishing Gods... Mwahahahahaha

15. Here Be Dragons Bodice ripping, loincloth slashing, pantie peircing and all of this for free... coming soon.
0 / 25,000
(0.0%)


16. So what's with this strange video tape someone sent me...?

17. Dante I -- Moving, smart...

18. A Fashion Guide for Romantic Heroes aka The Quirky Eye for the Romantic Guy Nicely tucked!
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1,486 / 1,000
(148.6%)


19 Love You To Bits A feast of the undead. Hung. Well hung.
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3,413 / 80,000
(4.3%)


20. "If you had to castrate yourself in a religious fervour to appease the Gods and achieve holiness, would you do it?" Famous last words from members of the Homage to the Bean sect.


Here's wishing you all a wonderful week, and looking forward to seeing ya, hearing from ya and releasing you from alien captivity soon.

Cya on the Interwaves.

S.J.

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