In Search of Reality

What is reality? Reality is that state of mind that believes it is what exists and perceives everything else that doesn't. It accepts your reality when you believe that reality. If you don't believe that reality it will accept your state of insanity with the same calm equilibrium of the Pacific Ocean in a class five hurricane. So, step in, let us merge our realities and, maybe, with patience a new reality will begin.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Do you like Ketchup on your Magic Mushrooms?

Another Monday, and yet another of those, when am I gonna win the lottery days? Sitting here watching the sun, the trees, the skies and listening to the birds and the sweet cries of kiddies killing each other in the playground makes me glad I'm alive.

Been a productive week for a change. Finished my, (is it fifth or sixth?) edits on Poseidon VII, did a couple of short snarks and worked on a few other literary pieces as well as indulging in a little craft work, painting and such.

But, hey, let's cut it to the quick today and hear the latest 20 odd reasons why this LJ is bad for your health.

Take a peek here.


1. Double D.3 reports - A new series by Agent Double D.3 (Thanks to LiveJournal user quietselkie for the moniker) bringing you expose, commentary and most importantly snark on writing and the writing world. I Didn't Do It (part one) is almost complete.
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1,423 / 1,000
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2. Alien abductors last seen over the White House. Rumor has it the pentagon have paid not to get the president back.

3. Poseidon VII - *Gibbers meaninglessly* No more edits Pleeeease!
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67,394 / 60,000
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4. Finished the next little wooden chest and almost ready for the May SJ Willing contest. It looks so pretty :)

5. Valencius Covers His Tracks - Been nibbling at this little vampire urban fantasy/mystery, hehe.
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63,488 / 100,000
(63.5%)


6. Been sitting on the balcony watching the moon rise at night. Extremely romantic if you can ignore traffic on I395 twenty yards infront of us. At least it's only the sky that moons at us :)

7. Does anyone know the latest Ins and Outs of the Erotica industry? I heard it was getting a little dicky.

8. Huw's Entappathe Whorled - Dropped off the edge of the floating landscape.
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34,477 / 100,000
(34.5%)


9. Have you ever noticed the Law of Lagasse. Lagasse's Law states "No matter how many times the kitchen is cleaned it will return to its naturally messy state within a time inversely proportional to the amount of clutter which was cleaned. Bam! (Where's my toothpaste?)"

10. Terras IV -- Terrfyingly simplistic. Starting second chapter next week.

11. Red Balloon/Red Dragon, Blue - Staggering along.
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3,739 / 100,000
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12. Just started work on LJ users qnotku's and jmward14's web page. Hoping to have a nice easy to follow web site up soon. Check it out here

13. Swansong - Tinkering with.
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2,211 / 100,000
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14. Grandkids for sale! Grandkids for sale! Well behaved, they only tear the house up once an hour, have a noise level fives times louder than a Boeing 747 on take off and are very loving and giving - which they show frequently through the use of baseball bats and bricks. Any takers... Mwahahahahaha

15. Here Be Dragons Sci fi romantica novella, fiery!.
0 / 25,000
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16. Hey! Can someone tell me why there's blood running down my wall...?

17. Dante I -- Treading trepidatiously.

18. A Fashion Guide for Romantic Heroes aka The Quirky Eye for the Romantic Guy Stylishly stunning!
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1,486 / 1,000
(148.6%)


19 Love You To Bits A feast of the undead. Plodding along
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3,413 / 80,000
(4.3%)


20. In support of the calorie free chocolate day -- the one day of the year where chocolate has no calories we're also trying to instigate the calorie free alcohol day:) Join the fight for the freedom of calories!

Hey! Whaddya know, two Monday's, two Monday reports. Coolio, I'm finally getting back on track Yay!

Cya all on the Interwaves.

Byee for now.

S.J.

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